👀 PRIVACY POLICY & TERMS & CONDITIONS

(aka “The Serious Stuff in Silly Clothes”)

🎭 What the Lawyers Want Me to Say:

This website (Mystikole.ai) collects data, stores cookies, and has rules you agree to by using it. If you purchase anything, you’re bound by these Terms. Data is collected per industry standards. Your use of this site constitutes your agreement to all the below.

🤸‍♀️ What I’m Actually Saying...

Hey, welcome. If you're here, you're already cooler than 99% of AI tourists.

So let’s lay it down, real-talk style...

🧁 1. Privacy Policy (The Cookie Crumble Edition)

What We Collect:

Your name (unless you’re hiding behind a pseudonym like "Coach Hummingbird Stardust")

Your email (so I can send you goodies, not spammy nonsense)

Info you submit through forms, chats, downloads, or digital telepathy

What We Do With It:

Send you the magical resources you asked for

Let you know what’s new (only weird, funny or course related emails, I swear)

Keep you in the loop when I drop something worth sharing

Never, ever sell your info. Ever. Not to marketers, not to Martians.

Your Options:

You can unsubscribe at any time. I’ll be sad. Like, maybe cry into a pack of Dippin Dots Ice Cream at a theme park and then its hot outside and they melt, sad. But I’ll survive.
There’s an unsubscribe link in every email. Just don’t ghost me, okay?

🧠 2. Terms & Conditions (or: The Rules of the Weird + Wise)

By being here, you agree to:

Not steal my stuff verbatim...or close... (everyone knows it, and LEAST give what inspired it, sheesh…)

Not pretend you made something I made that you plopped into ChatGpt and have never actually done...

Use what you learn to actually DO THE THING

Laugh at least once per download

Refund Policy:

There are none. Zilch. Nada.
This is digital — once you open it, it’s yours forever, like a tattoo.
If you’re not sure, don’t buy it. But if you do, show up and implement it. That’s the deal.

Copyright:

Every piece of content, image, download, audio, video, PDF, pun, or AI whispering on this site is copyright Mystikole AI. You may not copy/paste, pirate, remix, or teach it like it’s yours without written consent.

AI Use Disclaimer:

I teach you how to work with AI to sound more like you, not like ChatGPT with a spiritual hangover. What you do with these tools is your responsibility. I’m not liable for your weird prompts, lost weekends on Midjourney, or getting too many ideas to sleep.

📫 Contact Info

Need to reach me?
Email: [email protected]
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🔄 Policy Updates:

These policies may change if I evolve, hire a lawyer, or realize something got weird. I’ll update the page. You agree to the changes by sticking around and continuing to click, download, or spiritually vibe with the brand.

🎉 TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Rattle)

I collect the basics to help you

I don’t share or sell your info

No refunds on digital goods

Don’t steal my stuff

Use what you learn, or risk karmic creative constipation

You still with me?

Good. Now let’s go make some weird magic with AI that actually feels like you. 🔮🤖✨